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Jules Shear gets in between
Bill Burroughs Rides Again
Sara Hickman's got two good songs
The Bill and Monica Show


jules Jules Shear
Between Us
Windham Hill (1998)

Stop the presses: Miss Diana actually likes a record on Windham Hill. No, make that, she loves a record on Windham Hill (does this mean I have to stop calling it Wimptom Hill?)

Jules Shear is one of those guys who has been kicking around since my college days, always critically acclaimed, but fame and fortune seem to have escaped him...one of those peripheral characters who, when you mention his name at a party, music people say “oh yeah, I hearda him” but nobody can ever sing the tune....

Hey, perhaps this is it! This is a record of duets, with both women and men. Frankly, the first few songs try too hard, and I wasn’t too enthused at first, but once you can get past the first two you’re out of the woods. Actually, “It’s all over but the smoke” (a duet with Ron Sexsmith) is a great allegory for doomed relationship:

& it’s all over but the smoke
& the wind it curls around
oh & everywhere to my face and hair
it clings
you know fire burns on hope
now there’s nothing but the smoke
the alarm was just too loud to let it ring
I also liked “Let’s Go Slow” (a duet with Jules’ brother Rob Shear), “On These Wheels Again” (duet with Susie Cowsill), and “Revenge” (duet with Freedy Johnston) but my favorite is “You Might As Well Pray” (duet with Amy Rigby).

Heck, there’s more songs I like on this record but telling you the names of songs does you no good, so let me try and explain what this record is about. It starts out sorta slow and country, but he simmers down (thankfully) after the first coupla songs and it just turns into a mellow set of songs that you could play just as easily on your car stereo or at a dinner party (see my earlier commentary on Windham Hill Records at dinner parties...); the kind of record most people are going to like, but this one has substance. It’s hard not to be charmed by Jules Shear, and it’s very hard not to be charmed by these songs.

I like the idea of doing duets with people like Carole King and Suzy Roche perhaps better than I liked the execution, but if you can get beyond the credits (as if they’d be necessary to sell this record--whoops, given his past, maybe it is necessary.....but this record works on its own strength) you can just enjoy the straightforward rhythms and nice mix of well-matched voices. There’s a little bit of interesting instrumentation on it too, but it’s the voices that are featured, and the voices you should buy this record for. Plunk down the $14.95 for this record if you like Andy Irvine, Kathleen Wilhoite, Morphine and Richard Thompson ballads; skip it if you can’t get past Wonderstuff and Snoop.

Okay, now for the liner notes & press release..... I always like to review records before I read about what I was supposed to like about it, according to the Powers That Be. He wrote all the songs. That’s good. He helped create the MTV “Unplugged” series. I guess that’s okay, at least some of the time. Okay, that’s all you need to know from the press release.....now it’s time to run to the local record shop and purchase this lil gem.


Material (with William S. Burroughs)
The Road to the Western Lands (1997)
Triloka Records (www.triloka.com)

Okay, I will admit that William S. Burroughs is sort of a sacred cow to me. I’m not going to say anything bad about him. I couldn’t get through the cut & paste phase, but I’m still not going to say anything bad about him.

Even so, this is a very interesting record. It mixes Burroughs reading (and re-reading) an excerpt from “The Road to the Western Lands” to music, sort of a John Zorn meets Lady Miss Kir hip swingin’ jazzy techno thing that is very appealing. “Western Lands” is one of my favorite Burroughs pieces, too, which helps. I actually carry part of it around in my pocketbook:

The most arbitrary, precarious, and bureaucratic immortality blueprint was drafted by the ancient Egyptians........

And here you are in your luxury condo, deep in the Western Lands...you got no security. Some disgruntled former employee sneaks into your tomb and throw acid on your mummy. Or sloshes gasoline all over it and burns the shit out of it. “OH......someone is fucking with my mummy.....”

You gotta love mummies, don’t you?

They’ve sampled it, but not so much that the reading is obscured by the music. My only criticism is that they kept repeating the same passages--a double-edged sword, because it is interesting to see how they change the music to the same words, but annoying because I’d like to hear the whole reading accompanied by the music. More more more! I want more! I guess that’s the problem.

Several of the Burroughs recordings done with music in the past have had such loud music that the readings were obscured. Not so here. This record is sensual. Very sensual. I’d love to have sex to it, if the idea of seeing William S. Burroughs naked wasn’t so spooky.


Sara Hickman
Two Kinds of Laughter
Shanachie Records (www.shanachie.com)

Wow! I haven’t loved the first 2 songs on a record like I love the first 2 songs on this record in a long, long, long time! They’re wondrously poppy, the guitars sing with the sweet delight of the chorus pedal, you can sing to them, you can dance to them, heck, they’re perfect! And the lyrics are great. Here’s the rub: I really despise the rest of the record. What am I supposed to do with THAT? I’m in my car playing “Two Kinds of Laughter” and “Take Whatever I Can Get” over and over and over again, then I’m barfing over the rest of the record.

Okay, maybe not completely barfing. “I Wear the Crown” is okay, except for the really, really stupid opening trumpet thing. “Look at it This Way” has this really awful opening thing too, where it sounds like she’s going to do a rap or something, then it turns into this really cheesy fake disco-ish thing, sort of like, oh gosh, it’s just indescribably bad. “Optimistic Fool” suffers the same fake hit fate.....then “Eight” is about a woman who asks a Magic 8 Ball belonging to her boyfriend if he really loves her, and, shock of the century, by the end of the song, he’s dumped her:

and as the months have passed
the silence is deafening
but I still believe the phone will ring
and lately I feel your memory slipping
and I think “what’s the use?”
I guess the Magic 8-Ball told the truth......
I take it back, I’m barfing. Oooh, but I really love those first two songs. This poor pathetic record never should’ve made it past the CD single stage....but I’ve got to say, those first 2 are real hit material. You heard it here first. I bought the Buzz of Delight records [Matthew Sweet’s pathetic 80’s band, for the uninitiated, ed.], so maybe I’m onto something.....


Bruce Alan
Bruce Alan & Friends
Fraternity Records (e-mail: brucealan@mailexcite.com)

I can't say that satire records are my forte, but when the guy you lost your virginity to asks you if you know any way to promote his new CD venture, then what can you say? Especially when you know that it would drive your parents WILD to know that you said "yes" --yet again! I can hear my dad now....."he took advantage of my baby then, and he's doing it again!!!" Oh yeah!

When Bruce and I started going out, he was a 19 year old college student at Indiana University Bloomington, and he wrote song lyrics, but since he couldn't write music, he'd often set his lyrics to popular songs his pals listened to in Brisco dormitory (circa 1979). Can you guess this one?

Just take those orange boxes off the shelf
I'll sit and eat my breakfast by myself
Today's cereals ain't got the same soul
I like my Wheaties in the cereal bowl

Still like those Wheaties in my cereal bowl
Kellogg's and Quaker, they can both just fold
Today's cereals ain't got the same soul
I like my Wheaties in the cereal bowl

(to the tune of Bob Seger's "Old Tyme Rock and Roll")

So how can you resist? Hey, we dated longer ago than I was old at the time, but why not?

So over the years, he apparently hasn't stopped (we finally split for good in 1983) and has actually honed his talent. This CD is good, and I mean it. One of the reasons it's good is that he's written some pretty doggone funny lyrics. How can you resist a song poking fun at the Dallas Cowboys? Hey, apparently the Cowboys are actually playing it at the games, as Toby Keither's "Should Have Been a Cowboy" turns into "Don't Ya Know I'm With the Cowboys":

If we're hassled when we travel by folks we meet
I just remind them that the coach is packing heat
The other reason it's good is that they didn't let him sing it himself! In 1979, I got to suffer through that particular brand of torture......

"Me and Paula Jones" (written a little too soon, huh?) is set to the music of Billy Paul's 1972 "Me and Mrs. Jones" and the Clinton impersonator drawls:

She agreed to meet in my hotel suite
Like always, I had a state trooper bring her up there
I held her hand, and then I dropped my pants
Hell, it was Arkansas!  I didn't think anybody would care!
The next cut is Alanis Morisset's "You Learn", rewritten as "I Earn", and after several verses on the wonders of being rich:
Writing the next album has really been a chore
Because lately I'm not that angry anymore
Amen, Bruce, Amen. Move over Weird Al?



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